T’was the Night Before Christmas – 180 Style – blog

T’was the night before Christmas

  And inside my house

Not a creature was stirring

  Except me and my mouse.

 

The kids were all sleeping

  And so was my dear

When the icon appeared and said

   if you want porn click here.

 

With one month of sobriety

  The temptation was fierce.

After all its been paid for

  My Savior was pierced.

 

What’s one more sin

  My flesh seemed to say

You can get off again

  And repent the next day.

 

When out of nowhere

  Whom should appear,

But the Spirit of Jesus

  And my exit was clear.

 

The choice was all mine

  He seemed to say

Do you want to eat puke

  Or have joy the next day?

 

It’s one or the other

  So, what do you want?

My way of escape

  Or another sex jaunt.

 

I shut down the portal

  And dropped to my knees

To thank Him and Praise Whom

  I wanted to please.

 

For who gives me life

  And what gives me death

Who creates sorrow

  And Who gives me breath?

 

He gave up His life

  So that I could be free

Life’s better for all

  When He controls me!

 

So, I went off to bed

  With the Lord in my sight

Merry Christmas to all

  And to all a good night!

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