T’was the night before Christmas
And inside my house
Not a creature was stirring
Except me and my mouse.
The kids were all sleeping
And so was my dear
When the icon appeared and said
if you want porn click here.
With one month of sobriety
The temptation was fierce.
After all its been paid for
My Savior was pierced.
What’s one more sin
My flesh seemed to say
You can get off again
And repent the next day.
When out of nowhere
Whom should appear,
But the Spirit of Jesus
And my exit was clear.
The choice was all mine
He seemed to say
Do you want to eat puke
Or have joy the next day?
It’s one or the other
So, what do you want?
My way of escape
Or another sex jaunt.
I shut down the portal
And dropped to my knees
To thank Him and Praise Whom
I wanted to please.
For who gives me life
And what gives me death
Who creates sorrow
And Who gives me breath?
He gave up His life
So that I could be free
Life’s better for all
When He controls me!
So, I went off to bed
With the Lord in my sight
Merry Christmas to all
And to all a good night!